When I think back on my late teen years and the earliest part of my twenties, I mostly feel agony. It was a time in my life when I was constantly drunk…
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"Is this all?"
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If I’ve learned anything from watching the Game Show Network, it’s that America loves shrimp. My boyfriend and I recently discovered that our cable…
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On patience.
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Things are more chaotic than ever, but the crossword puzzle is elegant and finite. As I methodically fill in the blank squares with letters, tapping…
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Talk all the shit you want about Joe Scarborough, but ever since interviewing him about his dad rock band back in 2017, one of his lyrics pops into my…
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A very cute thing my boyfriend and I started doing at the beginning of 2018 was assigning a letter grade to every movie we watched together. Our list of…
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It just takes one person to change the world forever, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Whether it be Julius Caesar crossing the Rubicon, Steve…
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On my way to therapy this morning, I walked by an advertisement for United Airlines starring none other than Mr. Spider-Man himself, and proceeded to…
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Ever since New York City’s plastic bag ban went into effect, I’ve found myself in a strange state of mourning. It’s not like I don’t see the upside to…
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Hold me, love me, hold me, love me
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Last week, I was walking from Times Square to my mom’s place in the East Village. I was going fast, knocking down the blocks like dominos, while also…
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