Have you heard about the latest celebrity micro-scandal? Ellen DeGeneres was photographed paling around with George W. Bush at a Cowboys game. Unsurpri…
| Oct 9 | 4 |
When I think back on my late teen years and the earliest part of my twenties, I mostly feel agony. It was a time in my life when I was constantly drunk…
| Aug 28 | 13 |
For the past couple weeks, the words “hold me, love me” have been bouncing around in my head like a DVD logo ricocheting across an idle screen. My boyf…
| Jul 22 | 9 |
A very cute thing my boyfriend and I started doing at the beginning of 2018 was assigning a letter grade to every movie we watched together. Our list o…
| Jul 2 | 10 |
Since I quit my job in March, I have become totally addicted to living the housewife life. I spend my mornings pitter-pattering around my apartment, cl…
| Jun 17 | 16 |
On my way to therapy this morning, I walked by an advertisement for United Airlines starring none other than Mr. Spider-Man himself, and proceeded to u…
| May 28 | 12 |
Talk all the shit you want about Joe Scarborough, but ever since interviewing him about his dad rock band back in 2017, one of his lyrics pops into my …
| May 16 | 14 |
It just takes one person to change the world forever, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Whether it be Julius Caesar crossing the Rubicon, Steve …
| Apr 24 | 9 |
When I tried to cancel my cable plan, the Verizon guy smooth-talked me into renewing it for two more years. I immediately regretted my weakness, hating…
| Apr 18 | 7 |