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The All Too Common Cold

My weekend trip to San Francisco was lovely. I drove up and down the steep hills early on Saturday morning, soaking up the fleeting stillness of the…

Jul 1, 2021 •

June 2021

I ❤️ Basketball

I was born in 1993, five days before Michael Jordan announced that he was retiring from the Chicago Bulls in order to pursue baseball. I don’t remember…

Jun 17, 2021 •

Being Sober in Las Vegas

It was an almost 90-degree Friday night in Las Vegas, and despite the oppressive air, there were so many people out on the Strip that I could barely…

Jun 3, 2021 •

May 2021

Walking the Way It Was Meant to Be Done

Last week, I was walking from Times Square to my mom’s place in the East Village. I was going fast, knocking down the blocks like dominos, while also…

May 21, 2021 •

22 Things I Can Finally Do (Without Feeling Weird) Now That I'm Vaccinated

May 5, 2021 •

April 2021

Becoming Fast and Furious

I had been on I-80 for 20 minutes or so when I found the perfect truck to follow. Whenever I drive on the freeway, I like to find a good truck to be…

Apr 22, 2021 •

The Ants Are Dying All Around Me

It was late February when the ants began to die all around me. One day I walked into my bathroom and shrieked. There were maybe 10 dead carpenter ants…

Apr 10, 2021 •

How I Became the Ultimate Influencer

I don’t often feel excited about checking the mail. Credit card offers and mattress coupons don't exactly get my blood pumping. But when I pulled the…

Apr 2, 2021 •

March 2021

Missing Strangers

A few months into the pandemic, when it became clear that things wouldn’t be normal for a very long time, I started to miss strangers. I thought about a…

Mar 18, 2021 •

My father used to drag my sister and I out to Huntington, Long Island to visit his father (“gramps”) and his brother (“Uncle Al”) a handful of weekends…

Mar 5, 2021 •

February 2021

Look at the Road!

Whenever I am watching a movie or TV show and there’s a scene where one of the characters is driving while chatting with someone in the passenger’s…

Feb 15, 2021 •

Everything You Wanted to Know About the 'Big Game' But Were Afraid to Ask

As a recent football expert, it is my job to inform you that the Super Bowl is this Sunday, on the Columbia Broadcasting System. If you’re still…

Feb 4, 2021 •

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