Everything You Wanted to Know About the 'Big Game' But Were Afraid to Ask

As a recent football expert, it is my job to inform you that the Super Bowl is this Sunday, on the Columbia Broadcasting System. If you’re still confused, allow me to explain:

  1. The Super Bowl is not a large vessel for cereal, nor is it a gigantic toilet. It is a football game and it is the biggest one of the year.

  2. When I say football, I’m not referring to …

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